I LOVE Drake/Soulja Boy's track We Made It! I just wanted to make an an equally thematic song for us muggles that weren't so lucky. Oh and I made it under the name Pfake cause "Pf" looks like "Dr" in Drake which helps when you're being a fake Drake.
lyrics
VERSE 1
We won some free tickets from a radio offer
We had to be there in 33 minutes for the radio offer
I said hurry up and she said just be patient
She took too long putting on makeup
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT
You put a slice of Velveeta on top of a Steak-umm
You stay hating a player's evasion of bacon
It's amazing
Black Twitter's the keeper of everything sacred
But the inventor of Twitter's Caucasian
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT
I'm picking Scorpion, you picking Raiden
You catching all the fatalities when we are playing
In 2012
The U.S. had Olympic unis created
By Ralph Lauren, but all made in China so
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT
I'm throwing the dough if she popping if for me
But she's dancing around
Like she found out she's not the father on Maury
I never joined a fraternity
Not into hazing
I would choose hieroglyphs over Greek language cause
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT
VERSE 2
I remember chopping that wood
Thinking to myself
That I can certainly make it if Plies could
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT
Damn
Now I'm at work and I'm angry
Damn
I'm not eating your Mac 'n'
Cheese, collard greens, or your catfish
I won't even try salad
IF WE DIDN'T MAKE IT
I stopped at the tank for gas
It's 10 cents less for cash
(Well I only got credit)
WELL WE AIN'T GON' MAKE IT
Look at them silly racists
They act so unfazed when
I say the conditions we're placed in
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT
I told ya boy, no major labels
And nowadays I wear
Turtlenecks with my blazers